- me: i dyed my hair and got a few ear piercings and a nose piercing. nothing too outrageous.
- parents: WHAT. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO DO SUCH A THING. OH MY GOD WHERE DID WE GO WRONG. EVERYONE IS GOING TO MAKE FUN OF US. MIGHT AS WELL TELL EVERYONE YOUR POSSESSED BY SATAN.
- me: i'm depressed, i cut myself, i'm suicidal, and i have an eating disorder. not to mention that i'm anti social and have anxiety. oh yeah, and i'm insecure.
- parents: that's nice dear.
my last words will be “fuck why am I not regenerating”
